Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl : *hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put
it on yourself? It's bugging me.
Girl: Alright, now slow down
Guy: I love you babe
Girl: I love you too, please just slow down
(in the paper the next day):
A motorcycle had crashed into a building
because of brake failure. Two people were on it,
but only 1 had survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy
realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to
let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her
wear his helmet so that she would live even though
it meant that he would die.